Funny Halloween Shirt, Vintage Halloween Tee, Retro Ghost Candy Tax Shirt

The kids collect the candy. Parents collect the tax. 👻🍬

Meet the official Halloween Tax Collector, reporting for duty every October 31st with a pumpkin bucket, a suspiciously firm candy policy, and absolutely no room for negotiation. Featuring a vintage-inspired ghost, overflowing Halloween candy bucket and distressed retro lettering, this graphic tee celebrates the time-honored parental tradition of claiming the best pieces from the trick-or-treat haul. Because everyone knows the candy tax is NON-NEGOTIABLE. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee in Pepper, the washed charcoal color gives the cream, orange and purple artwork that perfectly worn-in vintage Halloween look.

// THE TEE //

- Comfort Colors 1717

- 100% ring-spun US cotton

- Garment-dyed Pepper color

- Soft, lived-in feel

- Relaxed unisex fit

- Distressed artwork for an intentionally worn-in appearance

- Printed to order

// FIT + SIZING //

The Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit. For the best fit, compare the measurements in our size chart with a favorite tee you already own. Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit, size down if you prefer a more fitted look, or size up for an oversized fit. Please review the size chart before ordering.

// CARE //

To help your graphic tee look its best:

- Wash inside out in cold water

- Wash with similar colors

- Tumble dry low or hang to dry

- Do not iron directly over the printed design

- Avoid bleach

- Do no dry clean

// MADE TO ORDER //

Each shirt is printed especially for you after your order is placed. Please allow time for production before your order ships.

// RETURNS + EXCHANGES //

Because each shirt is made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selection, color preference or change of mind. Please review the size chart carefully before ordering. If your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, please contact us with photos so we can make it right.